May 2013
220 posts
rneerkat:
overaaalls:
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
pussyxboy:
pussyxboy:
Kind of tired of putting effort into friendships when they can’t even put an equal amount in. Just show me you care.
Why the fuck does this even have notes
1dsmainsqueeze:
his face says I’m going to kill you
but his outfit says I’m ready for story time
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
erikapimentel:
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
lol
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
I hate my friends
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
why is xx a shortcut for xxx
really it’s just one extra x
octupac:
jasmine-blu:
octupac:
“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???
i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you
lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
thidisolve:
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
on point.
cutieringtail:
falmyrion:
queerpong:
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
You’re*
